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Joke of the Day
"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."
Next Joke
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"[cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] ""How much is this worth?"" ""It's 25 carats..."" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]"
"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."
"The best thing about having a penis is .. Sharing it with people who don't have one :P"
"What kind of bees are sometimes filled with milk? BOO-BEES! (boobies)"
"What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette"
"Twitter is going to get very dark when we all get older and are still tweeting from our Alzheimer and dementia riddled brains."
"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."