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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt? So they would end up with seasoned veterans."
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"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""
"If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus"
"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."
"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."
"A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes. Her friend is worried and asks, ""What do you take for it?"" She says, ""Pepper."""
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
"Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting."
"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."
"What do you call it when a photo of gay lovers falls from the wall and shatters into two pieces, tearing them apart? Broke back-mounting."