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Joke of the Day
"If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus"
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"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"
"How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)"
"My girlfriend said that if this get 1000 upvotes, we will try anal! Please don't upvote, her strap-on is huge!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."
"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"
"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"
"How come, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise mean the same thing... ....except when you say them at a funeral?"
"What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis."