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Joke of the Day

"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."

"Why are the top elites around the world scrambling to buy school supplies? Because scissors beats Panama papers ."

"What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self."

"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"

"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."

"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""

"How did Donald Trump know he had an STD? Because he was fired"

"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"

"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"