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Joke of the Day
"please spread kale over my dumb organic gluten free casket"
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"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."
"Tips on how to get girls Tip 1. Don't be ugly."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"
"cut a hole in the bottom of my tub of popcorn while on a date so when she goes for some she accidentally grabs a copy of my mixtape"
"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."
"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."
"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."
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