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Joke of the Day

"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."

"Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates"

"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."

"I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress."

"Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You've never heard of tissues 2) You're doing a magic trick 1) You're hiding your face to rob a train"

"My girlfriend wanted me to include her more.. My girlfriend cuddled up to me and said ""I wish you would play with me like to do those video games"". So, I Dragon-punched her in the face."

"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."

"The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe."

"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."