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Joke of the Day
"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."
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"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
"$599... ... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*"
"Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls."
"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."
"What's the best thing about blowjob? A moment of silence..."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"I want to get a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I could see myself doing"
"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"
"I don't like rape jokes... they always feel forced."