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Joke of the Day
"New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years"
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"I am going to make a new app that will be like Twitter exclusively for kids! It will be called Sesame Tweet."
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"Me: I bet you die before you figure out how to text me back. *3 years later* Grandma: Fuck you bitch. Say bye to your inheritance"
"I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop."