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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"Dad Joke: What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do? Hometwerk"

"when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good"

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."

"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"

"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"