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Joke of the Day
"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"
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"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if."
"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"
"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."
"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."
"I own 2 types of fossilised animal excrement I'm a shit collector."
"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"
"nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws"
"Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16. Me: I got my grays after I got married. Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU! Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!"