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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."

"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."

"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."

"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."

"Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree."

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""

"A racist joke What's the difference between a sperm and a racist? A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being."

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."