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Joke of the Day
"So I was peeing in the pool yesterday. The lifeguard hollered so loud, I almost fell in!"
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"There are 2 types of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data..."
"Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay."
"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."
"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."
"My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe."
"How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel."