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Joke of the Day

"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"

"A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit"

"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"

"If the only tool you have is a dildo, everything looks like its ready to nail."

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"So I was in sex-ed class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently ""70"" was not the correct answer."

"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"

"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."

"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."