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Joke of the Day

"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."

"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"

"What's the difference between you and me? You came OUT of your mom's vagina."

"I invented a new joke. Plagarism."

"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"