34635
Joke of the Day
"Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala."
Next Joke
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."
"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"
"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""
"I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery."
"Why was the storm trooper such a good dad? He could never hit his kids."
"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."
"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."
"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"