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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"
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"90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies."
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."
"What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse? The end of DayZ"
"Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy."
"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"
"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."
"What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have? A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties"
"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"
"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"