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Joke of the Day
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."
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"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."
"*around a fire* There used to be no iMessage *kids gasp* ""So there were a lot of green messages?"" THEY WERE ALL GREEN MESSAGES *kids scream*"
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."
"*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people"
"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."