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"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."
"Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!"
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"I had a dream I was in a part of the US that was filled with nothing but museums. It was State of the Art."
"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"
"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"
"My neighbor said the next time he comes over he's bringing the whole family, so I told him I couldn't wait and then I burned my house down."
"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."