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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
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"Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?.... because they cant find the point."
"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."
"Cashier: Your total is $2,334.00. Me: Can you take off the avocado? Cashier: Okay, that will be $2.00."
"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"
"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."
"I just saw a picture of a duck posing and doing a dumbwhitegirlface."
"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."