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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"

"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"

"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."

"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."

"To the guy that called twice at 4am, here's your score: Used correct numbers (A+) Dialed numbers in correct order (F-)"

"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"

"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."

"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."