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Joke of the Day

"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""

"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"

"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"

"Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever."

"What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller."

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"

"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."

"When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber."