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Joke of the Day

"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."

"Ladies, they're called ""Skinny Jeans."" Not ""Makes You Skinny Jeans."""

"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."

"TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"""And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?""-- Teen Brian Williams' mother"

"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."

"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now."