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Joke of the Day

"The longest relationship I've had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on."

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is."

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy. He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun"

"Do you suppose there was much disagreement over what to call the Honda Accord?"

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"

"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."