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Joke of the Day

"Capitalization is important There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

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"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
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"Did you hear about the criminal who wanted to lose weight to fit into smaller clothes? Last I heard, he was still at large."
"What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s)"
"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."
"As an adult, I have to do some lame things like pay bills & have responsibilities. But I can also eat ice cream for dinner."
"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."
"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"