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Joke of the Day

"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""

"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"

"Why do all Pirates wear eye patches? Chuck Norris."

"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"

"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."

"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"

"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."

"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"

"[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day."