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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay person from Wisconsin? A Dairy Queen"
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"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."
"There was once a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a pretty Shitzu."
"[office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing us a ton. Any ideas on how to cut costs? SQUID: *looks up from phone* Why y'all lookin' at me?"
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."
"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."
"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"
"Every day the cat climbs a six-foot glass-block wall and watches my wife shower. She thinks it's cute. I do it once and I'm creepy."
"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."