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Joke of the Day

"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."

"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"

"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"

"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ...those who can count and those who can't"

"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."

"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""

"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."