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Joke of the Day

"[office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing us a ton. Any ideas on how to cut costs? SQUID: *looks up from phone* Why y'all lookin' at me?"

"What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets."

"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"

"What is long and black? The unemployment line."

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"And the Oscar goes to... Jail."

"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""

"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."

"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"