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"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."
"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"
"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."
"A guy's ego."
"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."