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Joke of the Day

"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"

"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."

"Hey online media: ""Comfortability"" isn't a word. The noun you're looking for is ""comfort."" And it doesn't need you to give it a fancy hat."

"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."

"CASHIER: $57.85 ME: do u accept food stamps C: of course M: sweet *presses my apple stamper to an ink pad* which hand do u want it on"

"My terrible dinosaur joke... Two dinosaurs are walking across a deserted valley, when one says to the other, ""Do you think we're alone out here? I Spinosaurus."""

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"There are 4 states of Matter Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Black Lives"

"What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect? An ironing board."

"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"