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Joke of the Day
"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."
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"TIFU Now the disc is not playable."
"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"
"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."
"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"
"I saw an ad on craigslist for a mama sheep, a ram, and a cat fetus all for sale for only five dollars. I said to myself, ""Ewe goat to-be kitten!"""
"Whoa I'm floating! Am I...dead? ""No it's a dream"" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep"
"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."