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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."
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"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"
"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."
"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"
"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."
"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""
"Why did the string theorist return his vacuum cleaner It was only the standard model"
"Why can't black people be virgins? Because they're born fucked."
"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."
"i have learned nothing from everything and will continue to do so with zero responsibility and consequences"