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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."
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"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."
"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup Everyone can roast beef"
"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."
"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"
"Wears a black shirt to a first dates house to see if shes lying about having cats"
"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."