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Joke of the Day
"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"
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"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!"
"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
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