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Joke of the Day
"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
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"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"
"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."
"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"Where do criminal spiders hang out? The deep web"
"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."
"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""
"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."
"Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*"
"A depressed man walked into a bar... He told the bartender to give him his best shot"