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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below ""C level""."

"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."

"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"

"I like my women like I like my wine. 5 years old and locked in a cellar. (I CAN FEEL THE RETRIBUTION ALREADY)"

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!"

"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."