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Joke of the Day

"(re-post) Why does beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" Because women have no rights."

"A Zombie ate Ram's brains... He didn't mind it at all... Silly but original. :P"

"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."

"When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? At his bar mitzfuck."

"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."

"What is the first rule of eating a banana? One. Never look someone in the eyes. What is the second rule? Two. Never look up."

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"

"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."