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Joke of the Day
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
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"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."
"*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out"
"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."
"When someone says ""No Biggie"", I reply with ""not since 97"" and immediately break down crying"
"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"
"What did the bra say to the toupee? You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up."
"*sees lawn gnome cartwheel into room* *calls to renew prescription*"
"When someone tells me they're sick I try to make them feel better with a story about my own sickness that was much worse and many years ago."
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""