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Joke of the Day

"When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? At his bar mitzfuck."

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"The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"
"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."
"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."
"Rioters are breaking into antique music stores across the country damn Luters."
"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod."
"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."
"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."