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Joke of the Day
"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."
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"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"
"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."
"Just robbed a bakery I kneaded the dough."
"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""
"People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?"
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"
"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."
"""Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness"" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore."