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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Mouse is in court ... the judge looks and Mickey and says ""Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?"" Mickey looks at the judge and says ""No. She is fucking Goofy"""

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."

"Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough"

"What do these jokes and a ghost have in common? Boo man! Boo!"

"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"

"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"

"One man's porn is another man's...well, porn, really. It's pretty much all porn for us. Nice sweater."

"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."