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Joke of the Day

"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"

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"Favorite Doubles: 1. Scotch 2. Cheeseburgers 3. Bourbon 4. Entendres 5. Dipping"
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""
"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"How do you send a dog to space? Laika boss."
"By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka into actions."
"What starts with e, ends with e, and has a letter in it. envelope"
"Answer Penguins have knees ? :D"