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Joke of the Day
"Why are batman and black man different? Bat man can go a whole night without robin"
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"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop."
"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."
"Told my wife that joining the Mile High Club is on my bucket list. She said she didn't give a flying fuck."
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"
"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"
"My friend said ""Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"" So I said, ""Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."""
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
"What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits untill you are 14 before it comes in your face."