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Joke of the Day

"Republicans didn't protest when Obama was elected... Because they had to go to work."

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"

"I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes"

"Remember being a kid and writing ""FiretrUCK"" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :("

"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"

"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."

"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""