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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
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"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish? Pick up lines"
"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"
"What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?"""
"What do you do if you step on a landmine? Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area."
"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"
"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("