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Joke of the Day
"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."
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"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"
"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."
"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."
"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"