171174

Joke of the Day

"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"

"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"

"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"

"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."

"Just saw a magazine cover that said ""Katy Perry is on fire"" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit"

"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."

"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"