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Joke of the Day
"Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates."
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"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"How do you know a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth"
"How are bears related to cooking? The pan... duh"
"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"
"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."