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Joke of the Day

"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer."

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."

"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."

"Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Just another day in math class Teacher - what is 0.1 as a fraction Student - 1/10th Teacher - good, now what does 10% mean? Student - low battery plug in your phone"