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Joke of the Day
"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
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"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
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"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""
"When I tell you I butt-dialed you, I'm not saying it was an accident, I just want you to be impressed."
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"Open bar at my funeral; just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to fucking party."
"How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"People always give up on me when I show them these words. See if you can get the opposite of each word: Always Staying From Take Me Down"